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13 February 2012

A Whole New World (Two Weeks and Counting)

After reading my blog title, I'll be very surprised if images of Aladdin are not currently in your mind. Also, I'd like to apologize in advance for getting that song stuck in your head (it will likely be there for days).

Well, I've been in Slovakia for two weeks now. I'd like to share some highlights of my initial thoughts and experiences. First of all, thank you so much for your interest in my life in the first place. I've realized that one of the greatest gifts you can give someone is genuine interest in their life, and I have received that from so many of you!


Before coming, I was slightly apprehensive about the struggle of building friendships in a new place and culture. I knew it was possible and probable that I'd feel isolated and lonely for awhile. I really believe God answered my prayers and the prayers of others. In the first couple weeks, I've been blown away by the amount of people I've met and connections that have been made.

Skupinka (Small group)

People have gone out of their way to invite me to meals, Bible studies, churches, get togethers, and other cities. I have even had to turn down a couple offers just to take it easy and get organized at my flat. It has been incredibly encouraging, to say the least, as I settle into my new life here.

Everyone takes their shoes off before entering a house. Slippers are generally provided.


From the moment I arrived, it has been cold! I guess large portions of Europe have been hit by winds from Siberia, and this has resulted in sub-zero temperatures. [Insert nostalgic story of Brazil's warmth here] Needless to say, this has cut down on my exploration of the city and photo taking!

I attended a Slovak church for the first time. It was a very traditional service. The main notable difference was their method of communion: 1) Everyone drank from the same glass and 2) They drank real wine. Following the service, I was invited to lunch where I experienced firsthand the sweet fellowship of Slovak believers (and some incredible home cooking).

The German Patriot

Did I watch the Super Bowl?? I'm offended that you asked. Ha, the game started at 12:30 AM here and was only shown on a German TV station. I didn't understand what they were saying, but they sounded confused. The camera crew pretty much just filmed a German-born offensive lineman the entire time, but I heard rumors that Tom Brady, Eli Manning, and others were involved in the game as well.

"Tom Brady!!!" (with a German accent)

The public transit is very impressive here, and I got a card that allows me to use the trams and buses for an entire year. There is a site that tells you when the buses will be at a particular stop, and it's almost always right on.

A trolley bus I take to and from work (it typically has people in it).

I've met a number of Americans here already that are either involved in ministry or teaching English in Slovak schools. Last week, I attended a really cool Bible study with young Slovak believers and two American missionary couples.

While unpacking, I had the lovely surprise of finding sweet and encouraging letters from my family hidden in my suitcases. My family continues to confirm in my mind their status as greatest ever.

Some other highlights of my first couple weeks include getting stitches removed from my back in a small clinic, making sushi from scratch with some new friends, Skyping with friends and family back home, taking a train to Vienna for some sightseeing with my TWR colleague, and sitting in a small, crowded room for eight hours at the foreign police only to find out I was missing a necessary form.

Inside St. Stephen's Cathedral

Belvedere Palace

A really cool cafe inside a greenhouse

International church in Vienna


As far as working with TWR, it is against the law here to be officially employed before acquiring a visa, and this can take a few weeks to be completed. So, while this is in process, I've been reading lots of forms, filling out paperwork, having orientation meetings, and getting more acquainted with my responsibilities as social media coordinator for TWR Europe.

This is what my official job title will be in Slovak: Projekt Analytik Multimediálnych Systémov. Ha! Everyone has to fit into given occupational categories, and this was the closest to what I'll be doing.


The food is really good here! I've been invited to meals for everything from Turkish kebabs to Austrian schnitzel to sushi. When I'm on my own, I've hit up the local grocery store for a variety of things including pastries and fruit. One time I tried to order beef and beans and got chicken and mushrooms. Ha! I haven't had too many traditional Slovak dishes yet (i.e. fried cheese) besides halušky (dumplings, cheese, and bacon).

IKEA lunch for 2 Euros

Pizza with figs

The coffee here is awesome. Enough said. My one complaint is their size when ordered from a cafe. Small = thimble-sized nonsense. Extra large = Small in the US.

"Coffee with cream" will get you coffee with whipped cream. :)


After substantial time searching online and braving wind from Antarctica, I found a basic Slovak language class for foreigners. What I didn't know was that this group had been together for over a month. Needless to say, I spent an hour and a half in confusion (nodding on occasion when others did).

This language is crazy! Right now I'm just building my vocabulary and learning pronunciation. As I've mentioned previously, the language I'll be using for ministry with TWR Europe will be almost exclusively in English since seventy countries are involved. However, I also want to immerse myself in Slovak culture and language when I'm not in the office!

Some initial weird things I've observed: 1) They use both "ahoj" (aw-hoy) and "čau" (chow) for either "hi" or "bye" and 2) There are a lot of words with multiple consecutive consonants such as "zmrzlina" (ice cream) and "štvrtok" (Thursday).


No one walks around with travel mugs or to-go cups. Despite them drinking it all the time at home and work, I have yet to see anyone in public transit or on the sidewalk carrying a cup of coffee or tea. That hasn't stopped me from attempting to start a trend here in Slovakia (and accidentally spilling a little coffee on a lady once when the bus driver slammed on the brakes...whoops!).

Dryers are not common here. Well, at least not in my flat.

Two words: metric system. At some point I will master Celsius, meters, km/hr, etc. That point has not come.


This section title is due to the length of this blog. My next entries will not be this long since I would quickly lose readers. Ha, but this was the first major update since my arrival, and there were just so many interesting tidbits to post.

thank you

I would not be here without you. Thank you for your love and support!

09 February 2012


Today my mom has surgery for her breast cancer at 1:30 PM (CST) in Wichita, KS. Please pray for wisdom for the surgeon, my mom's recuperation, and that chemo will not be necessary following the operation.

If you know my mom, you know that she is a woman who puts the needs of others above her own, gives 100% of her effort in ministry and relationships, and finds joy in serving and loving others. She has loved, supported, and encouraged me my entire life, and I am so grateful to have her as a mother and friend.

If you have a second, feel free to send her a message via Facebook or email ( I know that would mean a lot!

My family

03 February 2012

Hello From Here (e.g. Not "there", Slovakia, etc.)

I am here!!! Here is a quick recap of getting to Bratislava:

Late 2009: I first hear about TWR's worldwide media ministries at Moody Bible Institute's mission conference
Early 2010: I attend TWR's candidate orientation and get officially appointed to Slovakia
Summer 2010: After graduating, I send out my first newsletter
Summer 2010 - Spring 2011: Work full-time / Part-time partnership development
Summer 2011 - Winter 2011: Full-time partnership development
December 2011: Reach 100% of needed funds to begin ministry

departure // ODLET

I had the incredible and unexpected privilege of seeing my parents and all my siblings during my last week in the US. We all congregated in Wichita, KS as my mom prepares for surgery. Please pray that her procedure goes well and that she won't need chemo! The surgery is this Thursday (9th).

We had wonderful times of just hanging out together, I got a lot of help trying to pack everything for two years into three bags, and I had a very special send off with everyone at the airport! Thank you, family! You are everything to me!

arrival // PRÍCHOD

Wichita - Chicago - Madrid - Vienna (followed by a short drive to Bratislava) I arrived jet lagged, but had plenty of energy to start getting moved into my new flat! It came fully furnished with a refrigerator full of food. :) Curious to see what it looks like? Check it out:

I will be living here by myself until my future roommate William makes it. Hopefully, he'll be here by April!

slovakia is not america // SLOVENSKO NIE JE AMERICA

I've only been here a couple days, but I don't have to search for reminders that I'm not in America anymore.


I have no idea what this is.

Slovak chickens lay eggs too.

Already burnt out a surge strip on these odd outlets.

I bet your Gmail ads don't look like this. Ha.

Little truck in front of my apartment building.

There is no paper money below a €5, so you end up with LOTS of change.

end // KONIEC

I've had a number of cool experiences in my first few days here, but I don't want to make this post longer than it is. Look for another post within the next week. Love you guys! Please keep in touch. It means so much to hear from you!

contact // KONTAKT

Email: / Phone: N/A (hope to get a phone this week)
Twitter: kitchenerpaul / Skype: p.a.kitchener